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I hope this guy released it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/small-fish-2.png</image:loc><image:title>small fish 2</image:title><image:caption>So proud of my fish!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fishgang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishgang</image:title><image:caption>Not an actual Tinder photo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fish-convo-2.png</image:loc><image:title>fish convo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fishconvo-1.png</image:loc><image:title>fishconvo 1</image:title><image:caption>gobble</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/brother-fishing.png</image:loc><image:title>Brother Fishing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fishing-efron.png</image:loc><image:title>fishing efron</image:title><image:caption>Hello?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fish-rocker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fish rocker</image:title><image:caption>Now this guy knows how to have fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hand-held-fish.png</image:loc><image:title>hand held fish</image:title><image:caption>A pretty fish!  Would you date this fish?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-22T02:55:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/06/13/dick-is-abundant-and-low-value/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_9733.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wieners day 2</image:title><image:caption>don't forget the nuts!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wieners day 1</image:title><image:caption>how can a lady choose?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-14T13:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/06/13/look-im-networking/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-13T09:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/06/09/introduction-for-my-online-dating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tinder-bro.png</image:loc><image:title>tinder bro</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't tell if this was a parody photo. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-11T10:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/06/10/do-you-even-bro/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-10T18:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/05/23/balance-of-power/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-23T09:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/05/14/house-of-pain/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-14T19:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/03/22/would-you-like-a-hard-one/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-23T02:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/03/16/are-these-seats-heated/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-17T04:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/02/19/guardian-counter-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/recruit-alert1.png</image:loc><image:title>recruit alert</image:title><image:caption>Yay recruit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/zero-portals-owned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zero portals owned</image:title><image:caption>sad newbiepooper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/day4-profile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Day 4 profile</image:title><image:caption>Still weird progress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/day3-profile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Day 3 profile</image:title><image:caption>Progress!  But it's kinda wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/uc-portal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UC portal</image:title><image:caption>newbiepooper portal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/newbiepooper-start.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newbiepooper start</image:title><image:caption>Day 1, newbiepooper stats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jay</image:title><image:caption>Jay likes FPS games and doesn't want to play ingress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beckycaret-resos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beckycaret resos</image:title><image:caption>Fully upgraded.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/352-invites.png</image:loc><image:title>352 invites</image:title><image:caption>Ugh.  More?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/350-invites.png</image:loc><image:title>350 invites</image:title><image:caption>Dem Invites!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-19T20:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/02/18/i-sodomize/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/taxi-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxi driver</image:title><image:caption>What did you just say?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-18T07:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/02/03/assorted-stories/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-03T08:15:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2016/01/24/surgery/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-24T11:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/10/28/halloween-is-in-the-air/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rainbow-knife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow knife</image:title><image:caption>yey</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-28T19:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/10/23/let-the-right-one-in/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-23T19:07:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/08/31/a-bunch-of-shorties/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-01T03:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/08/13/this-weekends-theme-was-racism/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-13T15:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/07/25/can-i-be-racist/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-25T21:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/06/29/staying-positive/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-29T11:02:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/04/28/accountability/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-28T06:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/03/18/sometimes-i-get-lost-in-my-own-head/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-18T20:53:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/03/10/samuel-l-catson-is-a-dick/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-10T21:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/02/20/yup-its-the-underpants-rule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/underpants1.png</image:loc><image:title>Underpants</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T19:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2015/02/02/dont-touch-the-driver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dont-touch-the-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't Touch the Driver</image:title><image:caption>Don't touch the driver.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_45921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a windfall of presents!</image:title><image:caption>A mini chicken dish (I collect these!), a to-go container of cocktail weenies, two bottles of home brew, a bottle of caramel Godiva booze, and a Slingshot Organizer (it's pretty fucking awesome, you should look into getting one, too!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_45891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WHO LOVES SNOW DAYS?!</image:title><image:caption>I'm making this face because snow is pelting me.  My camera must be of such good quality that it doesn't let snow get in the way of my awesome face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-03T16:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/12/20/holiday-stress/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-20T22:19:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/10/26/sexist-french-uber-promotion-pairs-riders-with-hot-chick-drivers/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-27T13:03:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/10/23/high-speed-chase/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-23T22:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/10/23/is-there-really-such-a-thing-as-too-much-fun/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-23T22:04:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/09/28/youre-a-good-looking-girl-i-want-to-attack-you-%c2%b7-who-in-the-world-is-cameron-esposito-%c2%b7-the-a-v-club/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-28T17:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/09/24/i-spoke-out-and-got-a-positive-reaction/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-24T22:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/09/18/am-i-being-bitchy-or-is-this-legitimately-awful/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-18T21:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/08/18/theyre-baaaaaaack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_31971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caution:  Moving Day</image:title><image:caption>Moving Day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T06:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/09/16/it-smells-like-money/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-16T05:50:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/08/12/light_stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/potted-plant-passenger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potted Plant Passenger</image:title><image:caption>Potted Plant Security Deposit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-13T00:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/08/06/emotional-rollercoaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_31301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Found painting hung on my wall</image:title><image:caption>I love this piece of art.  I'm so glad someone left it there for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_31211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hole in the back of a found painting</image:title><image:caption>I think this hole is there on purpose.  It doesn't take away from the art in the front.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_31201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Found Painting</image:title><image:caption>I found this near a street that intersected a bike path.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T05:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/08/05/the-whole-drinking-and-smoking-thing/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-06T16:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/08/03/becky-the-bitch-banger/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-03T19:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/30/more-on-taxi-apps/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-30T07:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/28/a-response-to-women-against-feminism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/72879_184896931719553_2031672626_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 407</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T15:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/26/the-great-taste/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-28T02:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/26/oh-joy-sex-toy/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-27T15:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-25T19:44:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/05/07/this-trendy-strong-is-the-new-skinny-thing-and-what-it-could-mean-for-the-next-generation-of-girls/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-25T19:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/18/life-is-hard/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-18T21:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/07/08/entitlement-my-things-are-not-your-things-mr/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-28T00:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/04/29/ill-need-a-receipt-for-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stripclub-receipt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stripclub receipt2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/airport-ducks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airport Ducks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/06/05/summertime-is-funtimes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/6-weiners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6 weiners</image:title><image:caption>Someone needs to buy a lottery ticket.  How lucky!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4-weiners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 weiners</image:title><image:caption>OMG FOUR WEINERS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/weiners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weiners</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/marine-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marine Castle</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if this guy was an actual marine, but he was wearing a vest with a marine patch on it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mallards-guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mallards Guys</image:title><image:caption>Two locals and a visiting friend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/06/29/moonlighting-daylighting-as-a-pa/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/06/29/an-unfortunate-trend/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/07/06/body-functions-go/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/07/10/avec-wha/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/08/12/lost-and-found/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/found-in-cab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Found in cab</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/found-in-cab-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Found in cab 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/found-in-cab-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Found in cab 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/09/16/pussy-control/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/09/30/flagging-in-two-parts/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2013/12/22/i-dont-like-to-focus-on-negativity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/snowbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SnowBS</image:title><image:caption>I am clearly enjoying myself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/01/02/happy-new-year/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/01/29/the-cure-for-everything-is-a-personal-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/found-dollar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>found dollar</image:title><image:caption>Finding money is probably my favorite thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/02/18/taxi-apps/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T23:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/02/27/spring-fever-is-coming/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T22:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/03/20/glimpses-from-the-weekend/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/04/10/what-sport-are-we-celebrating-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/magic-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Card</image:title><image:caption>Is this a rare Magic card?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gas-station-donuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gas station donuts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/couch-carcass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Couch Carcass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/birth-control.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birth Control</image:title><image:caption>nope.  I hope no one gets pregnant.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T20:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/05/04/the-world-is-going-crazy-and-taking-me-with-it/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/2014/06/11/did-you-miss-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://yellowandblackmail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/list-of-stories.jpg</image:loc><image:title>list of stories</image:title><image:caption>Yes, 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