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About yellowandblackmail

I pick people up and take them where they want to go.

Avec wha?

I do not know French.  I barely know English, and get a drink or 3 in me… I mix up my vocabulary embarrassingly.  I asked the bartender last night for a q-tip but what I meant was toothpick (so I … Continue reading

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body functions, go!

Yesterday was all about body functions. It started out a good day.  I bought a new thermos coffee travel mug thing that completely ROCKS (it kept ice in it for about 5 hours).  Early in my shift I caught myself … Continue reading

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An unfortunate trend.

Lately people around town are being dicks.  Or at least some of them.  Well, maybe I’m just noticing it a lot more.  I dunno what I’m trying to say other than people are dicks.  Is it the internet generation coming … Continue reading

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Moonlighting (daylighting?) as a PA

PA = Phone Answerer I don’t do it at night (too often) because generally I can make more money as a driver during the same shift.  This is a problem company-wide because everyone can see this and most would rather … Continue reading

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Blanktop Chronicles

There was this amazing blog  that’s disappeared.  I guess it’s been at least 2 years since I searched for it, but I kept up with it for several years while it was alive.  Now it’s gone. Blanktop Chronicles.  Everyone at … Continue reading

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