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Tag Archives: pee
Spectator
I had a couple in my cab this past Friday that were the exact same amount of comic-movie style wobbly drunk. They swayed back and forth, saving themselves from falling at just the last moment and avoiding missteps with complete … Continue reading →
Did you miss me?
I’ve been meaning to write this blog entry for over a month. I had short titles for each story written as a saved draft with the tab open for a whole month. Finally, I have some free time and motivation … Continue reading →
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Avec wha?
I do not know French. I barely know English, and get a drink or 3 in me… I mix up my vocabulary embarrassingly. I asked the bartender last night for a q-tip but what I meant was toothpick (so I … Continue reading →
body functions, go!
Yesterday was all about body functions. It started out a good day. I bought a new thermos coffee travel mug thing that completely ROCKS (it kept ice in it for about 5 hours). Early in my shift I caught myself … Continue reading →
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Nature
After seeing 3 shooting stars Thursday night while working, I asked one of my customers if there was supposed to be a meteor shower or something. I mistook the first one I saw as a firecracker, as it was incredibly … Continue reading →