I like when people smooch and snuggle in the back of my cab, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I like when people are intimate, but gentle about it.

Last night I picked up a couple from the Red Shed, it’s a local college doofer bar. They looked to me like graduate students and slightly nerdy. Like, the girl looked like Velma from scooby-doo and the boy looked clean-cut, but definitely not cool. She was really drunk and he helped her to the car door. I got the impression that they were already boyfriend/girlfriend, so he didn’t pick her up that night at the bar. He was still being a gentleman.

As soon as the car was rolling to their destination, she had fallen into him… or I had assumed. But then I heard kissy noises, and low girl whispers. A few blocks into the ride the girl was less concerned with keeping things secret and her whispers were slightly louder. I heard things like “I want” and “fuck” a lot, and it was really hot. Here’s a girl who had an appetite, and knew who she wanted, and what she wanted to do with him. And here was the boy! Nerd boy with hot nerdy girl all over him blowing his mind, which was probably awesome for him. They didn’t go past heavy breathing and kissing… I don’t think… but it was a much better ride for me than some sorority girl giving a blow job to some drunk jock in the back seat.

Needless to say, this ride made my night good, despite the many, many… many… times I was stiffed. (financially)