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Author Archives: yellowandblackmail
About yellowandblackmail
I pick people up and take them where they want to go.Full Circle
So over a year ago, this girl was in my cab on an account for school. She had just returned from a vacation in Mexico, and all she had to tip me was 100 pesos, in a bill. I didn’t … Continue reading →
Lack of human instincts
I was at the dentist yesterday, getting drilled on. It took 3 different shots in my mouth to get me numbed properly. The last one I said “oh my gosh! I felt that in my eye!” The dentist giggled at … Continue reading →
Strange Happenings
Last week I was on my way to pick up 3 college kids from their parent’s house (I’m assuming) and take them to their apartment down town (also an assumption, but that’s what it looked like). On the way to … Continue reading →
Do you think I’m some sort of country bumpkin?
Madison feels like a small town. Last night I went to the bar with a few co-workers. One bought me a beer because I was kinda low on dough. The band that was playing had another co-worker as the lead … Continue reading →
Asshole Tax
“Asshole Tax” is one of the terms used by the drivers in my company (mostly by night drivers). It’s part of our vocabulary, but not on-the-record. It basically means this: If you’re an asshole to your cab driver, do not … Continue reading →
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