Author Archives: yellowandblackmail

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About yellowandblackmail

I pick people up and take them where they want to go.

Salt and Pepa’s here, and we’re in effect

Posted on October 25, 2006 by yellowandblackmail

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I’m gonna get pissed Can’t you hear the music’s pumpin’ hard like I wish you would? Now push it Push it good … Continue reading →

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Ode to Up-Chuck

Posted on October 23, 2006 by yellowandblackmail

Chuck was one of my first passengers that I recognized as a “Regular”. I have been giving him rides since I first started, he long out-dates me with history in the company. He’d ride from work (the Vilas Zoo) to … Continue reading →

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Politics are never good in the tipping industry

Posted on October 23, 2006 by yellowandblackmail

Two Saturdays ago, I had a very conservative group of 4 men in my cab. They were all drunk, and they were all between the ages of 30 and 50.  They were all assholes. I didn’t want to talk about … Continue reading →

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Frown Town

Posted on July 29, 2006 by yellowandblackmail

Tonight my phone was taken from me and thrown out the window of my cab without me knowing until after the ride was over.  Then the four boys responsible for this ran on me without paying their $17.75 fare. BOOOOOOOOOOO … Continue reading →

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Nice people rock.

Posted on June 18, 2006 by yellowandblackmail

“Hi. Last Thursday night, June 8th, you gave my 14 year old son a ride from Fitchburg to the far west side. The ungrateful jerk didn’t think to tip you, as I’ve taught him, so I’m sorry you had to … Continue reading →

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