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Category Archives: Taxi Stories
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Nature
After seeing 3 shooting stars Thursday night while working, I asked one of my customers if there was supposed to be a meteor shower or something. I mistook the first one I saw as a firecracker, as it was incredibly … Continue reading →
Hot nerd on nerd action
I like when people smooch and snuggle in the back of my cab, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I like when people are intimate, but gentle about it. Last night I picked up a couple from … Continue reading →
Do not pass go, do not collect $200
I had a rough week last week. I had to bust my ass and pick up a couple days’ shifts due to surprises… My roommate decided to tell me (when I asked, and not before) that he would stay until … Continue reading →
Reboot
I had to get out of the house yesterday. Had to. So walking away from my apt, towards the capitol. I had no particular destination other than to get drunk. I called no less than 8 friends to see if … Continue reading →