Category Archives: Taxi Stories

I Don’t Want To Know.

I had these people in my cab from Penn State on Friday, in town for the home football game here in Madison on Saturday. They were nice enough but when we stopped for them to get a snack at the … Continue reading

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Salt and Pepa’s here, and we’re in effect

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I’m gonna get pissed Can’t you hear the music’s pumpin’ hard like I wish you would? Now push it Push it good … Continue reading

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Ode to Up-Chuck

Chuck was one of my first passengers that I recognized as a “Regular”. I have been giving him rides since I first started, he long out-dates me with history in the company. He’d ride from work (the Vilas Zoo) to … Continue reading

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Politics are never good in the tipping industry

Two Saturdays ago, I had a very conservative group of 4 men in my cab. They were all drunk, and they were all between the ages of 30 and 50.  They were all assholes. I didn’t want to talk about … Continue reading

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Frown Town

Tonight my phone was taken from me and thrown out the window of my cab without me knowing until after the ride was over.  Then the four boys responsible for this ran on me without paying their $17.75 fare. BOOOOOOOOOOO … Continue reading

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