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Category Archives: Taxi Stories
Don’t touch the driver.
My friend and coworker Karl has an insanely good outlook on everything. I mentioned a couple nights ago how frustrated I got at one point or another, and he said something along the lines of, “I like getting frustrated sometimes. … Continue reading →
High Speed Chase
This guy nearly hit me during his spree downtown. I was driving up a ramp to get onto University Avenue and all of a sudden there was a huge pick-up truck in my rear view mad-dogging me. I pulled over as … Continue reading →
Is there really such a thing as “too much fun”?
Yes. Yes there is. When I would go somewhere as a teenager, my mom would say, “Have fun, but don’t have TOO much fun!” I was all, “mom, it’s not possible to have TOO much fun!” I must be getting … Continue reading →
I spoke out and got a positive reaction.
I picked up someone last night that I had in my cab a couple days ago. He sorta recognized me, but he was drunk and I had gotten my hair cut and colored earlier in the day. I didn’t need … Continue reading →
Am I being bitchy, or is this legitimately awful?
I’ve been keeping a list of questions I get asked most frequently in my cab. They’re mostly inappropriately personal questions disguised as small-talk, which makes them 100% unbearable.