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Tag Archives: alcohol
Happy New Year!
I don’t know about the bar culture in YOUR town, but in Madison it’s thriving. Most of the important things in this down are done at bars. Most of the shows, most of the dates, most pre- and post-sporting meetups, … Continue reading →
body functions, go!
Yesterday was all about body functions. It started out a good day. I bought a new thermos coffee travel mug thing that completely ROCKS (it kept ice in it for about 5 hours). Early in my shift I caught myself … Continue reading →
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“OW MOOOM!”
Alright, the “crazy” short taxi story from last night: A mom took her newly-21-year-old daughter out drinking and the daughter over-indulged. Mom wanted to make a pit stop for cigarettes and soda on the way home from the bar. It … Continue reading →
Do not pass go, do not collect $200
I had a rough week last week. I had to bust my ass and pick up a couple days’ shifts due to surprises… My roommate decided to tell me (when I asked, and not before) that he would stay until … Continue reading →
Reboot
I had to get out of the house yesterday. Had to. So walking away from my apt, towards the capitol. I had no particular destination other than to get drunk. I called no less than 8 friends to see if … Continue reading →