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Category Archives: Taxi Stories
Old people
I had a woman last week in my cab, going from the Courthouse downtown to a hotel on the east side, roughly a $20 ride. I picked up this woman who was roughly 65-70 years old. She wore a wig, … Continue reading →
Sentence fragment for a band name!
I had more famous people in my cab tonight! http://www.clapyourhandssayyeah.com/ I’ve never heard of this band (and I felt bad for telling them this), but I had two members of this band in my cab today… TWICE! They’ll be performing … Continue reading →
A woman of contradiction
“Mary Jean McGrath was the eternal old lady, she’s the type you think will be around forever.” -Clay Espie, Union Cab Driver. He’s right, she had her routines but they weren’t ridged, and she never looked or acted sick. She … Continue reading →
Diminishing Returns
I’ve been working more hours and picking up shifts in an effort to be prepared for having to shoulder full rent on april 15th while continuing the search for a roommate. I also need to get caught up on a … Continue reading →
Bearly Music
I had this dude in my cab last night: http://www.steveholy.com/ I guess he’s famous, he seemed disappointed I hadn’t heard of him but we attributed that to me not ever listening to country music. He tipped $15, was very nice, and … Continue reading →