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About yellowandblackmail

I pick people up and take them where they want to go.

“OW MOOOM!”

Posted on April 7, 2013 by yellowandblackmail

Alright, the “crazy” short taxi story from last night: A mom took her newly-21-year-old daughter out drinking and the daughter over-indulged. Mom wanted to make a pit stop for cigarettes and soda on the way home from the bar. It … Continue reading →

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Wearin’ my Cunt Jeans

Posted on February 1, 2013 by yellowandblackmail

Yesterday, at the end of the workday (it ended at 3am this morning) I was so fed up that I exclaimed to a friend who was also checking in “Apparently I was wearing my Cunt Jeans today!” The day started … Continue reading →

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Down with the sickness

Posted on November 25, 2012 by yellowandblackmail

I had 3 nice guys out of the Kollege Klub last night (rarely are dudes out of the KK gentlemen), and one was pretty green.  I gave him the “please warn me if you need me to pull over, anything … Continue reading →

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Knives are no joke.

Posted on October 29, 2012 by yellowandblackmail

I’ve had a really long, LONG week. I just worked 5 days in a row, about 55 hours (the last 3 shifts of mine were all 12 hours long, with the obligatory hour break).  To top it off, I got … Continue reading →

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Old Lady Syndrome

Posted on October 15, 2012 by yellowandblackmail

I threw my fucking back out on Friday by sitting in a minivan (Cab #51). I can’t believe we’ve got several drivers working for us that refuse to take anything OTHER than minivans because of “back issues”. I’m fairly sure … Continue reading →

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